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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Impossibleness

It is impossible to......

expect a group of more than 3 children to be quiet for more than 10 minutes...except possibly at Mass...and even that is pushing it sometimes.

reason with a toddler

make a meal that everyone likes

love without sacrifice

have a clean house for more than 20 minutes...unless we leave

not to be grossed out by vomit, poo, or snot

keep up with the laundry

have enough patience

to exercise self-control in the presence of chocolate

give birth to a van load of children and retain a figure

not edit my blog posts at least 2X

go through one day without at least 2 spills of some kind

laugh when you want to cry

ever get enough sleep

pray enough

love enough

be thankful enough

control what a child eats

learn enough

keep the entryway picked up

potty train without accidents

ever have all the answers

have enough vacation time

get our household projects completed

stick to a budget everyday

not find legos in every room

get everything done

There are probably many more, but it was impossible for me to come up with all of them!


4 comments:

  1. Ha! Love this! And I agree with every single one of those... except for the Lego's one! We haven't introduced Lego's to our household yet! Good to know others feel this way - I know I sure do!

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  2. I. Love. This.
    Debi, you are so cool. This really is awesome, and sooooooooo true.

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  3. Oh how true, except I don't find legos, I find plastic army men.

    I'm a new follower from Catholic Mothers Online…come by for a visit and return the favor.

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